Garfield: Maybe he just needs some Lasa- Me: *shoots him with a double-barrel shotgun* SORRY, I JUST COULDN'T TAKE ANOTHER FUCKING LASAGNA JOKE!
Oh my God, the fucking cat is lazy and eats Lasagna, WE GET IT, now move on. What cat ISN'T lazy? They're cats! It's their nature. John is an emo, sexually frustrated douchebag who finally hanged himself after he claimed that he was seeing "Garfield" on the potty everyday, threatening to kill him.